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Not us when we wrote ours. (Same.)
Here are ours in full: Don't be weird with it, and your files are yours. That's it. You just read the whole terms of service. You're already ahead of 99% of the internet.
Got a file that almost didn't make it? Send the story anonymously. No name, no company, no case study.
"final-FINAL-v7-actually-final-USE-THIS-ONE-revised.pdf"
That file has been through some things. We're not here to judge. We're here to compress it, convert it, split it, and get it out the door so nobody finds out how many versions there were. Collecting stories. Not files. Not data. Just good vibes.
That's not a reassuring marketing promise from a company that will change its mind in three years. That's how it's architecturally built. There's no server to send your files to. No database keeping track. No "we take privacy seriously" page — because we didn't build something that makes that conversation necessary.
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